when will the next triels take place

When the thing is finally turned on and the black hole is made, we'll all be sucked into a permanent time loop... it'll probably happen on December 21, 2012...

Even if it really is the doomsday machine, I wouldnt be too concerned, the thought of being sucked into a massive black hole of death that would swallow up the entire universe does not bother me in the slightest. You see, the aliens will come and destroy it in the last second, oh wait, redirection notices to Alpha Centauri? (my friend works in the post office) what do you mean all the aliens are leaving, they cant leave, what will happen to us when the collider is turned on, NOO dont go, pretty please, take me with you...pleeeeeaase...oh bugger.

Well if the pessimists are right the collider will have the last laugh, when commisioned the bird will be sucked into the resulting black hole with the rest of us. :)