
Reviewed by Kate Rodger
High school reunion movies are always plentiful and rarely merciful, but that doesn’t stop Hollywood from bankrolling them.
The Hollywood branch of the Bank of Adam Sandler has no shortage of funds, so Adam got a few of his mates together, and Grown Ups is the result.
The flimsy premise is mates meeting up for the funeral of their school basketball coach. It’s been a long time since school, the team hasn’t played together since, and most are married with children.
Grown Ups, in other words.
Each represents a different male cliché. Sandler (Happy Gilmore/Funny People) is Lenny, the successful Hollywood agent married to a fashion designer (Salma Hayek).
Chris Rock (Dogma/Madagascar) is Kurt the hen-pecked house-husband, and Kevin James (I Know Pronounce You Chuck & Larry/Paul Blart: Mall Cop) is Eric, a small-time businessman pretending to be more successful than he is. Throw in the womanising man-child (David Spade) and the hippy with a penchant for much older women (Rob Schneider), and you’ve got a full deck.
With wives and kids in toe, armed with stories of the good ole days, they spend the weekend together, reminiscing about old times, and complaining about the new ones. Unfortunately, attempts to make any or all of the above even remotely entertaining, were completely lost on me.
When it comes to the wives, there are some unusual outings here. Along with Salma Hayek as Sandler’s glamorous wife is Maria Bello, an actress recently better known for her weightier dramatic roles (A History of Violence/Thank You for Smoking) and who plays opposite Kevin James as a woman who still breastfeeds their four year old son. Maya Rudolf (Away We Go) is a more understandable casting, joining her SNL alumni as Chris Rock’s other half.
So maybe it’s the laziness of it all, the knowledge that there are some funny people in the room, and surely they can do better than this? Maybe I’ve become a joke-snob, and just don’t find peeing-in-the-pool humour all that funny? Or maybe, just maybe, Grown Ups is just rubbish.
One Star.
Grown Ups
:: Director: Dennis Dugan
:: Starring: Adam Sandler, Salma Hayek, Chris Rock, Kevin James, Maria Bello, Steve Buscemi, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Maya Rudolph, Norm MacDonald
:: Running Time: 102 mins
:: Rating: PG – contains coarse language
:: Release Date: September 16, 2010
:: Trailer: Watch here
