Miss New Zealand Ria van Dyke dipped out of the Miss Universe pageant early, but it might have saved her dignity as contestants were this year required to impersonate sheep and cows in their quest for glory.
And he might front a show where a bevy of strippers and skanks compete for his affections, but hosting Miss Universe will still rank as a career low for Poison's Bret Michaels.
Watch the video for Ali Ikram's full report, and click here for a photogallery from the event.