By David Farrier and Daniel Rutledge
The City is one of the many awful reality TV shows on our screens that follows some disgusting LA types doing boring, bog-standard stuff.
Star Whitney Port says of the new season: "Yes, well, I think that we all decided, the producers along with mes...” - That’s right, she refers to herself as “mes”.
“...the producers along with mes that this is what I was really passionate about and this is what I wanted to do with my life and make a career out of so I think they finally came to the realisation that, you know, we want to show what's real and this is real so it was really exciting for me when they finally decided to say, OK, we're on board we're gonna do this.”
Yes, they are the tiresome ramblings of an idiot - and this is what the network is using to promote this show.
Many critics claim that shows like The City and The Hills are fake, that the stars are acting. But the challenged and unfortunate Whitney Port disagrees.
"The City is totally real for me,” says Port.
“You know, granted they don't come into my house in Los Angeles and film with my family or my best friends but, you know, that doesn't make it any less real. They're just choosing to film different parts of my life."
Surely this Whitney character wants to do more in life than just be a reality TV idiot, right?
“Um, I...yeah, there's a couple things I want to do,” says Port.
“I mean there's some petty ones and then there's some actually maybe meaningful ones. I really want to travel the world like I want to take months off from work and just travel, I want to run in a marathon, I want to learn how to speak French..."
What an amazingly dull human being.
If, for some reason, you want to see more of her, the second season of The City starts on MTV in New Zealand on June 16.
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