By Dan Satherley
All around the world, people are getting into the wedding spirit. Advertisers, singers, news websites, TV networks and even porn stars are no exception.
So here's 10 of the best royal wedding videos we here at 3news.co.nz could find – enjoy!
T-MOBILE ROYAL WEDDING
Charles and Camilla bump hips, the Queen claps and William leapfrogs his brother Harry, who steals the show with a 'fingers pointing to the sky' dance. Somehow, this clip is supposed to make us want a new mobile phone. Confused? So were some Americans, who mistook it for the actual wedding.
DIANA AND CHARLES WED, 1981
In the time it takes Diana to get her epic wedding dress out of the horse-drawn buggy, Britney Spears could meet her next husband, marry him, get a divorce, and still find time to eat a bag of Doritos.
HITLER ANGRY HE DIDN'T GET INVITED
"The ginger one dressed up as a Nazi, for crying out loud!" screams the German dictator. Poor Hitler, he just can't catch a break.
ROYAL WEDDING PORNO – A ROYAL ROMP
Kate and William might be a bit of alright, but remember, the royal family has some real fuglies – and yes, they're in A Royal Romp too (NSFW).
GEORGE MICHAEL'S ROYAL WEDDING SONG – 'YOU AND I'
George Michael – the squeaky-clean singer of such hits as 'Bad Boys', 'Fastlove' and 'I Want Your Sex' – has recorded the song 'You And I' as his gift to William and Kate. Just wait till they find out the cheapskate's just borrowed it from Stevie Wonder.
BARBERSHOPERA – 'I COULD HAVE MARRIED KATE'
Barbershop quartet Barbershopera (if they ever try to branch out into say, acid-jazz or power metal, they're screwed with a name like that) have recorded their tribute, a song about how annoyed they are Kate's off the market. Their main point rests on the fact he'll one day grow up to look like Charles.
WHO'S INVITED TO THE ROYAL WEDDING?
According to TV host Jimmy Kimmel – who's not invited – the list has some unexpected names on it, such as… you'll just have to watch the video to find out.
WILLIAM & KATE – THE MADE-FOR TV-MOVIE
It's the worst movie about a royal wedding taking place in Britain this year ever, in which Kiwi actor Nico Evers-Swindell tries his best to undo all the good work his cousins – the Evers-Swindell twins – have done for their aristocratically-styled double-barrelled name. Perhaps they should have hired Colin Firth, who was probably overlooked because he still has a full head of hair. (click image for video)
KATE TOSSES A PANCAKE
Because Kate tossing a pancake is news. (click image for video)
'PRINCES CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN AHEAD OF WEDDING'
It's art, apparently. Just like A Royal Romp (see above, click image for video).
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