Drive for distance, putt for dough!, He was sleep walking!.
beer run made him world No. 1
If he wasn't drunk driving at that time, i'm surprised
Waz the wife golfing at 2:30am?...waz he making a beer run?
Come on. Hasn't anyone every had young 'teething' children and can't get to sleep? He just wanted to get out for a while, in my parental opinion.
so he suffered serious injuries and then was released. Something doesn't smell right with this story